Saturday, September 7, 2013

Cryptanalysis of David Spade

A recent cryptographic analysis of David Spade's numerology revealed a celebrity 0day: mathematical proof that David Spade is To Mega Therion, the Great Beast of Revelation.

DAVID = 4 1 22 9 4
SPADE = 19 16 1 4 5

4 + 1 + 22 + 9 + 4 = 40
19 + 16 + 1 + 4 + 5 = 45

2 names of 5 letters
10 letters total in name

40 / 10 = 4
45 / 10 = 4.5

4 * 4.5 = 18

18 = 6 * 3 = 6 + 6 + 6

SIX THREE TIMES! 666!

I haven't figured out how PGP figures into this yet, but I'm working on it.

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